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Don't be that guy who justifies his actions.

You ae all well on the way to being my followers. Fingerofmagic you are the rock upon which
I will build my compound. Now if you could all stop posting for a while so I may write my thesis
which I shall in good time present to my flock biatches.

Chozo Tull wrote:

Assassino13 wrote:Yeah, productivity is for chumps.

Which is why I'm not posting here that often and therefore will not win because I am a stupid little seal.

Right you are.

Seals, where?

Alright already, enough with the seal (Walrus) references.

They're everywhere!

LOL...

Walrus...

Playing peek-a-boo





On a date




Previous jobs...








and he lent his voice/likeness to this game...

My mother showed me a picture of a seal once.........once.

What an entrance from the unexpected new contender!

Be warned, Jay, this is the big league.

Yeah, mess up and we'll go all Gun-Kata on you.

CBJ comes into my house talking trash. I am about to go Gangstah on his ass. For real.
True story.

I think people would pay good money to see a walrus go gangsta on someone's ass.

That is something a human gets to see once...........once.

What if they anger you twice?

I have never been angered twice by the same human, at least face to face. It does seems to happen with frequncey here.

My bad

For some reason, I doubt the sincerity of your apology, Finlandian.

OOoooo Gangster Walrus!

Here are some other fun facts about Gangster Walrus....

Gangster Walrus has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move... true story.

Gangster Walrus has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life... true story.

Gangster Walrus won American Idol using only sign language... true story.

Gangster Walrus and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants... true story.

Gangster Walrus once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime... true story.

Gangster Walrus is the reason why Waldo is hiding... true story.

Gangster Walrus counted to infinity - twice... true story.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Gangster Walrus... true story

Apology? Isn't "my bad" just an admission of guilt? That's all I meant it as, anyway.

Finlandia btw is a great brand of vodka, though I doesn't hold up against its Norwegian superior - Vikingfjord.

Damn I am Gangstah

One time I was having a nap on a little Island. A US Aircraft carrier came by the Island waking
me up. The Admiral apologized and quickly head back to port......Real talk

When I was born the only person in the delivery room that was crying was the doctor...no one slaps the Walrus.

Birthing a walrus! I'm sure it's hard enough pushing out one of those Churchhill faced melons called human babies.




Mary had a little lamb...
and the doctor fainted

You know Walrus, I think you're secretly from R'lyeh.

dazzleguts wrote:Birthing a walrus! I'm sure it's hard enough pushing out one of those Churchhill faced melons called human babies.




Mary had a little lamb...
and the doctor fainted

Dazz we were best buds. Now fingerofmagic assassassassassassassassassassassino and
even BJC are busting my cojones and I have no back up. What happened to us.

Appealing to emotions - an act of desperation.

Whose losing their touch now?

Not me batch

You can't even spell your signature word correctly.

Oh snap, you are correctomundo. I will not fix it or it will make your correction look bad.

In further news. I am currently on the East Coast of the US (Connecticut) We are about to experience what we are calling "Frankenstorm". On occaision these knock power out for extended periods of time. If I am not around for a bit do not fret, I will be practicing with pen and paper my attacks on you.

The main reason I bring this up is due to the water, high winds etc. I fear for my card collection. I will be accepting donations of new decks just in case. Please pm me for my address. This will not effect the decks I will be sending to two of our fine members (I have not forgotten) Please send these cards ASAP. Thanks in advance to all of you.

Just as well I do not accept mail from holland